I'm A Horny Unicorn

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat

unholybvb:

why girls dont cum sometimes…

unholybvb:

why girls dont cum sometimes…

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog